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halfpint1
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Registered: ‎03-10-2010

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‎07-10-2011 06:30 PM

Todays paper I saw this--

I have a weight problem and now I know why. It's my shampoo!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs all over me. And I just noticed that the label on the shampoo bottle carries this direct warning: '' FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.'

Well I'm going to throw the shampoo away.

I'm going to start using dish detergent. I just checked the bottle and the label says,

'' DISSOLVES HARD TO REMOVE FAT AND OTHER SOLIDS.''

Problem solved!

Don't bother to call for awhile. I'll be in the shower.

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