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Medical Info WomenShould Know

Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women

PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

<br />Q: Should I have a baby after 35?<br /> <em>A: No, 35 children is enough.<br /></em> <br /> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?<br /> <em>A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.<br /></em> <br /> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's seks<em>A: Childbirth.<br /></em> <br /> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

<em>A: So what's your question?<br /></em> <br /> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?<br /> <em>A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.</em> <br /> <br /> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?<br /> <em>A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.<br /></em> <br /> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?<br /> <em>A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.<br /></em> <br /> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?<br /> <em>A: Yes, pregnancy.<br /></em> <br /> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?<br /> <em>A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.<br /></em> <br /> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?<br /> <em>A: When the kids are in college</em>

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