I'M A LEADER...

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. not a follower. Unless it's a DARK PLACE then the heck with it, you're going first.

2. Try as she might, our granddaughter couldn't grasp the concept of potty training. Then one day...success! Jumping up and down, she threw her arms in the air, and yelled in excitement, "I went potty all by myself, and now I can go to Harvard.

3. Dear Charlie,

We've been neighbors for six tumultuous years. When you

borrowed my snow blower, you returned it in pieces. When I was sick you blasted Metallica. And when your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed. I could go on, but I'm not one to hold a grudge. So, I am writing this letter to tell you that your house is on fire.

Cordially,

Harry

4. "Friday, is that you ??????"

5. Never steal, the government hates competition.

6. You're dealing with people who are overworked, low morale, stressed out. Boy, that's not a good mix for the air traffic control.

7. I'm in love with my bed but my alarm clock won't let us be together

8. 101 SO TRUE: #633

WOW, you really going to fight with me on the Internet? What's the worst you can do? LOCK ME TO DEATH?

9. 8 year olds today have Facebook, Twitter, IPhone, and IPad. When I was 8, I had a coloring book, crayons and an imagination.

10. I've learned so much from my mistakes...I'm thinking of making a few more.

11. Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

12. I advise you, don't mess with me. I know Karate, Kung, Kung Fu Judo, and 28 other dangerous words.

13. Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphone at the same time...I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even turned on.

14. No, I'm not talking to myself because I'm crazy, I'm talking to myself because it's the only intelligent conversation I can get around here sometimes.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam