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Registered: ‎03-10-2010

Someone sent me this and thought I would share.{#emotions_dlg.lol}

Four Texans were at a deer camp. They had to bunk 2 to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so loudly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them bunk with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

the first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other 2 said, "Man what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guys turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful?" He said, "Man Daryl rattled the roof!" I sat up and watched him all night. "I couldn't believe the noise!"

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good mornin!!" he said.

The other 2 couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "well we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his but.t and kissed him g'night on the cheek. Daryl sat up and watched ME all night.

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