Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?

      Because there is a sign that says, "Never   

       Neverland."

2.   What did Snow White say when her photos                   weren't ready?  "Someday my prints will come."

3.   Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

       "Because Donald ducked."

4.   How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?

      "Mouse to mouse resuscitation."

5.   Why would Snow White make a good judge?

       "Because she's the fairest one of all."

6.   Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

       "Because she always ran away from the ball."

7.   Who's the funniest Disney princess?

       "RaPUNzel."

8.   What kind of fairy doesn't take a bath?

       "Stinkerbell."

9.   What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?

       "Winnie the "P.U."

10.   Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he 

        played golf?  "He heard he might get a hole

        in  one."

[mspatmac]

Groan    LOL  Granddaughter is going to love these.

[chickenbutt]

Ha!  I like #4.  Thanks for the chuckles.