DAILY JOKE 2

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

John and Jessica had both gone to a bar one night, and on their way back, they were stopped by a policeman who pointed out that John's brake light was broken.

Trying to remedy the situation to get on their way, John apologized, saying that he was unaware and would get it fixed as soon as he can. Just then, Jessica chipped in saying she had told him to fix it two days ago.

Following this revelation, the officer asked to see John's license and discovered it was expired. Quickly, John replied that he was not aware it was expired and would take care of it the next morning.

At this point, Jessica turned to John and said, she had told him a week ago about the license, but he did nothing about it. Exasperated, John turned to Jessica and yelled at her to shut her mouth as she kept making things worse.

Observing this outburst, the officer asked her if this was how John often spoke to her. A little remorseful, Jessica replied that he only spoke in such tone whenever he was drunk.

The End

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

SandySparkles · ‎06-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma 🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣. When I saw the title of this thread, I wondered how you would top the previous joke, but you DID🤣🤣😂😂-goodness gracious.🤣🤣

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