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Children Say The Funniest Things!

So we had the "dumbest things" about funny things children say? Here are a couple to start the thread off.

Took my nephew out to lunch...he was about 5 years old. Dessert was included. The waitress said dessert is ice cream..."mint er vanilla." He said, "I'll have minter!"

Took the same nephew to church on Christmas Eve. I think he was 3 or 4. During the sign of peace, he turned around, and the lady behind him said, "Who is coming tonight?" He said, "Ho, ho, ho!" She asked, "Are you going to leave him some cookies and milk?" He responded: "No. When he comes down the chimney, I'm going to hit him over the head with a bucket of beer!" {#emotions_dlg.scared} (Now, neither of his parents drank, so we don't know where he got that...probably from an uncle!??)

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