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Cell Phones in Public - Joke

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as her train departed New York for Washington.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a very loud voice: "Hi, Sweetheart, it's Eric. I'm on the train - Yes I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting. No, Honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office - with the boss. No, sweethert, you're the only one in my life - Yes I'm sure. Cross my heart"., etc, etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public anymore. Don't mess with a wise woman!