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[naughtyandnice]

I saw this on another thread and thought I would share it:

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple
advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr
Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around
my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and
before leaving the house this morning, I finished a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of
Kahlua , a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Please pass this on to those whomever you think might be in need of inner peace.