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COULDN'T RESIST THIS...

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I was reading my Reader's Digest magazine and ran across an article that was so cute, had to share it.

 

 

OH CHRISTMAS TREE

 

*   Putting up the Christmas tree this  weekend

because life with a toddler isn't dangerous, messy,

and terrifying enough already.

                                       @DadandBuried

 

*   How to decorate a Christmas Tree when you

     have  kids:

1.  Unpack ornament.

2  Drop so that it shatters into a million pieces.

3.  Repeat.

                                       @Lhlodder

 

*  Wow, my kids are decorating the heck out of this

small lower left section of our Christmas tree.

                                           @simoncholland

 

*  ME:  I hate putting up the Christmas tree

           every  year.

    Seven Year Old:  So why do you take it down?

                                         @XplodinUnicorn

 

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The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma  Hahaha! We used to lay down the dining room chairs around the tree to keep the children from destroying it.  Then, one year our 4 year old child decided to become one with the tree and launched himself into the middle of the tree. He clung there for a while, and then brought down the whole thing! We will never forget it!

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Re: COULDN'T RESIST THIS...

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@Lindsays Grandma 

 

I had a poodle.....who thought it was "just a tree"........

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@desertDi wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma 

 

I had a poodle.....who thought it was "just a tree"........


@desertDi ...Woman LOLWoman LOLWoman LOLWoman LOL 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma 

 ME:  I hate putting up the Christmas tree

           every  year.

    Seven Year Old:  So why do you take it down?

                                         @XplodinUnicorn

This is soooooo precious! Out of the mouth of babes.😊

 

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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@Sandy Sparkles ...The first time I read, "So why do you take it down, I was hooked.  It made me laugh then and it still makes me laugh now. 

 

If someone were to write a book with all the remarks that come out of the mouths of young children, it would become a best seller overnight.  And that someone would make a ton of money . 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma  That grabbed my attention too! All I could do was smile warmly, and think of the innocence of small children.😊

 

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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