Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   There's a line between a numerator and a denominator.          (...Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)

2.   What does a dentist call the ex-rays?

      Tooth Pics

3.   Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the          moon?  It had great food but no atmosphere.

4.   Do you want to have a construction job? 

     Sorry, I'm still working on it.

5.   Did you hear about the fire at the circus? 

     It was in tents.

6.   What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?              One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

7.   What does a nosy pepper do? 

      It gets jalapeno business.

8.   Why should you never trust stairs? 

      They're always up to something.

9.   When does a job become a dad job?

      When it become apparent.

10.   What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

        Thunderpants.

11.   I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.

       No pun intended.

13.   How do you measure a snake?

        In inches - they don't have feet.

14.   Where does a waitress with only one leg work?

        IHOP.

                          I'm just the messenger.

[godi]

Thanks for the morning chuckle @Lindsays Grandma ❤️☕️

[DbinMD]

@Lindsays Grandma 

Too funny!!

[Mindy D]

Nix #14

[beckyb1012]

I certainly enjoyed it but #14 made my eyebrow raise up a bit.

[SandySparkles]

@Lindsays Grandma I'm still chuckling at this collection of corny jokes. My daughter thought they were cute also.😊

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