CORNY JOKES CONTINUED

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

15. What does a house wear?

Address!!

16. Why are toilets always so good at poker?

They always get a flush.

17. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

(I love this job because it never gets old)

18. You hear rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

19. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

20. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it might make him faster. But if anything, it made him more

sluggish.

21. How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

22. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he's a real pain in the neck.

23. My teachers told me I'd never amount to much since

I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait."

24. Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were a lot of knights.

25. What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

26. Why aren't Koalas considered bears?

Because they don't have the right koala-fications.

27. Want to hear a joke about a roof?

The first one's on the house.

I'm not old

I am a classic

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

SandySparkles · ‎06-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma I knew the title of this thread would not disappoint! These are soooo corny, and yet soooo funny.😂😂😂. Numbers 22 and 23 are my favorites!😊

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