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[Lindsays Grandma]

11.   REPEAT THAT MATE?

If you understand English, press 1.  If you don't understand English, press 2.

12.   WHOM GAVE IT AWAY?

When my coworker answered his phone, the confused woman on the other end asked, "Who is this?"   "This is Steve, with whom did you wish to speak?"  After a pause, the woman  asked, "Did you just say whom?"  "Yes, I did."  The woman replied, "I have the wrong number", and hung up.

13.   BLOODY GOOD QUESTION

How can you ever be late for anything in London?  They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town!"

14.   I'd rather spend ten minutes rearranging the dishwasher to accommodate something, than spend 30 seconds washing it by hand.

15.   HOW ABOUT A FINGER?

An ad for a hedge clipper that I had read twice:  "A built-in safety switch prevents accidental starting, and blades will stop when you take one hand off."

16.   A man goes to a job interview and the interviewer begins with a question; "What do you think is your biggest weakness?"  The man thinks for a moment, then says, "I think my biggest weakness is my brutal honesty."  The interviewer says, " I don't think that's a weakness."  The man then says, "I don't give a +=%^& what you think."

17.   I spent so much more effort in naming my first wi-fi than my first child.

[NicksmomESQ]

Life these days is miserable. @Lindsays Grandma  Thanks for the laugh!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Love my grandkids]

@Lindsays Grandma Thanks!!

[Lindsays Grandma]

@NicksmomESQ 

@Love my grandkids 

With what all of us are going through if we don't lighten up now and then, we just might reach a breaking point.  I don't even want to think of how long this is going to continue and how many, including my daughter, will be out of a job.  It isn't much, but if I can lighten things up and bring a smile to people's faces, I will do it.  Good luck to both you and be careful when grocery shopping.  

[SharkE]

I saw this funny joke online.

woman has her head wet and dripping in the bathroom

she hollers to hubbo "honey can you hand me the blow dryer"?

He cracks open the door and hands her a gun, butt end , to feel like the

handle of blow dryer. Underneath the cartoon it says 

"Day 7 of quarantine".

[pommom]

I'm ready for more.  Keep 'em coming!!!  

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