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A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I
know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' the
Bible?"

The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving
Earth.'"