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[sgraham30]

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[sgraham30]

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[SoX]

I didn't get very far before I got cramps ... and not from the gummi bears, either ... "the trumpets calling the demons back to h-e-l-l" sent me over the edge.

[I am still oxox]

On 1/13/2014 Azcowgirl said: P.S......That's what maltitol does to me...have to be very sparing with it !!!

My Dh and I learned the hard way about it, sugar free candy and then stuck in a traffic jam, the stomach pain we both had was horrible

[Mominohio]

Tears flowing, ribs aching, can't stop laughing. Had to stop reading before I peed my pants. Can't wait to let my 17 year old boy read these. A good lesson in creative writing!

[loveschocolate]

Too funny!

[sgraham30]

On 1/14/2014 Usedtobeoxox said:

On 1/13/2014 Azcowgirl said: P.S......That's what maltitol does to me...have to be very sparing with it !!!

My Dh and I learned the hard way about it, sugar free candy and then stuck in a traffic jam, the stomach pain we both had was horrible

The stomach pain & the gas are horrible. The smell of the gas is enough to knock out anyone unfortunate enough to be near you & to make you nauseous.

[boby]

Don't recall the last time they were on the Q, but Joseph's cookies had the same effect for the same reason: maltitol (spelling?).

[shoesnbags]

This is definitely the funniest thing I have ever read in my life! Laughed till I cried and now heading over to Amazon to read the rest. Thank you sophiamarie.

[bathina]

Delicate starfish? I've heard it referred to as a "brown eye", but never delicate starfish. How sweet.