Another joke

Mindy D · ‎05-23-2010

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command "! http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

on the bay · ‎03-09-2010

That's pretty funny, especially because I can see that in a lot of husbands 1.0

"If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew. Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"

Desertdi · ‎03-13-2010

Is Husband 1.0 still around? "Mine" left to go out with the boys at "CHEERS"....

♥Surface of the Sun♥

JoyFilled Warrior · ‎09-02-2022

Hi @Mindy D heh!

Thanks for the laugh! Sooo true!

"Don’t forget to be kind to strangers, for some who have done this have entertained angels without realizing it!" TLB

Tinkrbl44 · ‎08-23-2010

@Mindy D

Very clever ... lol

Mindy D · ‎05-23-2010

@Tinkrbl44 wrote:

@Mindy D

Very clever ... lol

@Tinkrbl44 @Thank you. I thought so too. I didn't write this and I don't know who did. I just stumbled upon it.

Patriot3 · ‎06-07-2010

That's hilarious!!

Tinkrbl44 · ‎08-23-2010

@Mindy D wrote:
@Tinkrbl44 wrote:

@Mindy D

Very clever ... lol
@Tinkrbl44 @Thank you. I thought so too. I didn't write this and I don't know who did. I just stumbled upon it.

@Mindy D

Your title says Another Joke. What is the title of the previous one? I don't know what I'm looking for. TIA