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were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

 

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

 

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."  He left it where he knew she would find it.

 

The next morning the man woke up only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

 

Furious, he was about to go see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.  The paper said, "It's 5:00 AM.  Wake up."

 

      "Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests."

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma   😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Good one, Lindsay's Grandma, thanks for the laugh!!!!

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@Lindsays Grandma  she got him good!

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LOL!!! I really like that.

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Ha, ha, ha, good one!  Woman LOL

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My laugh of the night - thanks :-)

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That made me laugh too, but that's exactly why I have always preferred the friendship of men.

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I love the note back to the husband.  LOL   Silent treatment is so juvenile.

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Lindsays Grandma - LOVE IT!

 

I'm going to tell my nephew that joke - I like to share "clean" jokes with him.  He'll get a laugh outta that too.

 

Thanks for sharing.