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wismiss
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Registered: ‎03-10-2010

A Joke to Lighten the Mood

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‎03-19-2020 02:11 AM - edited ‎03-19-2020 02:12 AM

How's the diet going?

 

Not good.  I had eggs for breakfast.

 

Scrambled?

 

No, CHOCOLATE!!!!

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Starpolisher
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Re: A Joke to Lighten the Mood

‎03-19-2020 02:27 AM

@wismiss 

 

Loved it! Thanks for the laugh. I've been anxious and stressing today.

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Desertdi
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Re: A Joke to Lighten the Mood

‎03-19-2020 03:03 AM

That sounds like me!    I've been depleting my candy stash.......

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Re: A Joke to Lighten the Mood

‎03-19-2020 05:51 AM

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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qualitygal
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Re: A Joke to Lighten the Mood

‎03-19-2020 06:37 AM

That was good!!  I chuckled and chortled, chortled?  I gotta get out soon. LOL

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Re: A Joke to Lighten the Mood

‎03-19-2020 09:03 AM

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Woman LOL

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wilma
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Re: A Joke to Lighten the Mood

‎03-19-2020 11:18 AM

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I think I picked the wrong year to give up candy for Lent! 

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Re: A Joke to Lighten the Mood

‎03-19-2020 11:43 AM

My kind of breakfast

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