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[Lindsays Grandma]

A friend sent me the following and I decided to share them with you.

1.  How deep is the mud?

Depends on who you ask.

We all go through the same stuff

           differently.

2.  Them:  What inspires you to

get out of bed every morning?

Me:  My bladder mostly.

3.Sometimes you might feel like  no

one's there for you, but you know

whose always there for you?

                 Laundry

Laundry will always be there for you.

4.  A police recruit was asked during

an exam, "What would you do if you

had to arrest your mother?"

The reply, "Call for backup."

5.  I thought the Dryer made my

clothes shrink.  Turns out it was the 

                Refrigerator.

6.  Wouldn't it be nice if you read

on a medicine bottle that says...

Warning:  May cause permanent

weight loss, remove wrinkles and

increase energy.

7.  My stomach is FLAT,

The L is just silent.

8.  There are two ways of arguing

with a woman.  Neither one works.

9.  At the bank, I told the cashier,

"I'd like to open a joint account please."

"OK, with whom?"  "Whoever has a

lot of money."

10. Two hours into my first day of work as

a Walmart Greeter, an ugly woman came

in with her two kids.  Hearing her swear at

them, I said, "Good Morning, welcome to

Walmart, nice kids, are they twins?" The 

mom answered, "Hell no, they ain't twins,

the oldest one is 9 and the other is 7."

"Are you blind or stupid, why would you

think they are twins?"  My reply was, "I

just couldn't believe someone slept with you

twice.  Have a good day and thank you for

shopping at Walmart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut 

out for this line of work.

[denisemb]

Love it!

I regularly send funny things from Pinterest to a few close relatives - we can ALL use laughter in our lives.  One from yesterday...

[SandySparkles]

Whew! I cannot stop laughing😂 Just what the doctor ordered😁

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

[SharkE]

I like # 3

[Lovs2shop]

I always enjoy your humor.  Keep on sharing!

[Luvtuna]

I especially enjoyed the Walmart one. Thanks for sharing.

[denisemb]

@Lindsays Grandma 

(and all)

I think this thread needs to be a regular thing!