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HopeReigns
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Registered: ‎09-10-2010

A Cat's Christmas

‎12-18-2010 04:18 PM

This poem was on my vet's newsletter. Enjoy it if you have't read it before.

A Cat's Christmas

"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

"Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart-

Ate his mousey intestines and chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells, which made him take pause-

He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa" thought Kitty (that quite clever cat)

"Cuz nobody else climbs down the chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa, so jolly and fat

With a load of presents and all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr,

Then coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur.

Merry Christmas Pet lovers,

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