Shamus@ what is your five minute face? It's been so long since I wore a "full face" that it takes me longer. I used to do it in under ten minutes. Now I'm really doing my eyebrows well so that will add a minute.
I'm seventy seven and have toned down everything. It is actually more work. To quote Dolly Parton, "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap."
I have an amazing hairdresser. An angled bob ala Anna Wintour that I air dry and just use a hot comb on it when dry. So hair is like a minute to comb it.