Beauty

[just bee]

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin… and tonic."

The bartender says, "Sure, but what about the big pause?"

The bear says, "I was born with them."

[geezerette]

@just bee

Ya got a million of ‘um!   😂

[just bee]

A man's big Rottweiler has been losing his vision, so the owner brings the dog to the vet.

The veterinarian picks up the dog and says, "I will have to put him down."

The owner asks, "Why? Because he's blind?"

The vet replies, "No, he's heavy. I need to put him down."

[just bee]

NASA put a bunch of cows into orbit. They call it the herd shot round the world.

[just bee]

There are two cats. The one two three cat and the un deux trois cat. They had a race across the English Channel.

Which cat won?

The one two three cat because the un deux trois cat cinq.

[just bee]

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@geezerette wrote:

@just bee

Ya got a million of ‘um!   😂

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@geezerette

The month ends on Thursday!  We'll just have to make frugal fun.

[just bee]

My family told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

[geezerette]

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@just bee wrote:

There are two cats. The one two three cat and the un deux trois cat. They had a race across the English Channel.

Which cat won?

The one two three cat because the un deux trois cat cinq.

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@just bee

Ga-roooan!!!  😄

[just bee]

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@geezerette wrote:

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@just bee wrote:

There are two cats. The one two three cat and the un deux trois cat. They had a race across the English Channel.

Which cat won?

The one two three cat because the un deux trois cat cinq.

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@just bee

Ga-roooan!!!  😄

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@geezerette

I liked that one!

That's what I get for studying French in school.

[geezerette]

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@just bee wrote:

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@geezerette wrote:

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@just bee wrote:

There are two cats. The one two three cat and the un deux trois cat. They had a race across the English Channel.

Which cat won?

The one two three cat because the un deux trois cat cinq.

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@just bee

Ga-roooan!!!  😄

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@geezerette

I liked that one!

That's what I get for studying French in school.

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@just bee

Okay, I admit—I liked it too.