Beauty

[stillbelleandme]

ok, i have figured it out.

the shower gel thing is like bulemia (sp). buy in secret, hide the stuff as it comes in, hoarde it all in a out of the way space, only let dh see a few bottles at a time, gift to purge and repurchase after a period of abstinence. Sick sick sick-o sick!

and i think that most of this occurs with the foodie scents! probably the perfume gel girls dont hoarde as much. because what are there?.....ag, bg, pg, ig, eg, fil, ul, fof.....8 truely perfume scents. so if the perfume gals bought two of each , they would only have 16 bottles at most. a lot, but still not in the sicko hoarding range.

no no, its the food ones that do it. its like going to the grocery store when you have eaten down the food in your fridge and cabinets, you just put EVERYTHING in the cart. it all sounds good. salsa, feta cheese, choc. chip cookies, sorbet, brie, salmon, mini-pizzias....you get it all. and then you come home and cant decide what to eat first.

so then you have to crack open the seal and take a little sniff. and if you like it, really like it, what do you do???? hide it, hoard it, stuff it away....cant use THAT ONE! no, no use up the ones you dont like first. WHAT IF THEY STOP MAKING IT???????? better get another one for back-up, so you can feel o.k. eventually using the FIRST ONE. but wait, there are all those other ones that i dont totally love that i should use first!

AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE ONES YOU DONT HAVE. AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE ONES YOU HAVENT TRIED???? what if you dont buy it and they stop making it? and you have NEVER EVEN TRIED IT YET????? and what if shnivvle-berry-pie-icing is the BEST ONE EVER, AND YOU HAVENT EVEN TRIED IT YET???????? and good grief , what if you have to gift one and you dont have a back-up? should you gift your "bad" ones???? or should you gift your "good" ones and try to get a replacement?

and what if you dont use up the ones you have and they COME OUT WITH MORE GOOD ONES?????..................

O.K. I CLEARLY DONT HAVE THIS FIGURED OUT. this is going to take a lot more work.

step away from the computer. put down the mouse. do not hit send. do not look at the final farewells.....do not, repeat do not look for the 3for33 email!

i need help.

LOL! belleandme