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...PLease be careful with your wishes...


A wonderful couple married 40 years were out celebrating their anniversary in a beautiful restaurant when a fairy appeared on their table. The fairy said. "For being such a loving couple for 40 years, I'll grant each of you one wish". The wife thought for a moment and said, "I'd love to take a trip around the world on the Queen Mary II."  All of a sudden the two tickets appeared next to her dinner plate. The fairy turned to the husband and asked him what would be his wish. The husband said, "I would love to be married to a women 30 years younger than me". The fairy frowned when she looked at him and the fairy and the wife were quite disappointed in his wasted wish....BUT a wish is a wish. POOF, the husband turned 92 years old. 


The moral of this story is that men should remember that fairies are females.......

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Serves the lecherous old fool right......

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@desertDi wrote:

Serves the lecherous old fool right......

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There's a saying, "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it".

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@Shanus  That is a good one! 😂

I would give everything I own just to have you back again.......David Gates of Bread