Among Friends

[NickNack]

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.

The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks, we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called MY KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los  Livingroom.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

[sligo]

@NickNack , THANK YOU!!!!YOU and Andrew Bocelli made my day. Not everything good in Alabama.

[NicksmomESQ]

 @NickNack   Thank you!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ly]

Not too much to laugh  about when you are staying home, HOWEVER, this list of humor got me smiling and giggling this morning.  I am forwarding this list to my DIL who is working from home AND has her three boys, ages 14, 10, 5...two doing online school and one just running around!  This list should lighten things up for her. 

Thank you so much for sharing.  Good, clean giggles!!

[LindaSal]

@nicknack   That was hysterical!   I loved Puerto Backyarda, I'm still cracking up, thanks for the laughter!

[qualitygal]

That was great.  We SO need the laughs.  The Twilight Zone was right on.

[nomar]

Some laughs to start the day. Loved them.

[threecees]

I will now be a hair stylist when all of this is done. My husband and

son don't even tip me a penny for getting hair services from me!

[Lovs2shop]

Thank you so much,  I laughed out loud and it felt good!