Among Friends

[shosh]

''give her a thyroid profile bloodtest!''
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[doxie1]

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

He was eggspelled!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

doxie

[doxie1]

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker

  How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast?

at Ihop

[doxie1]

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Heidi the eggs around the house.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like a chocolate bunny?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.

[doxie1]

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?

A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

A: Short

doxie

[doxie1]

Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?

A: Unquestionablely!

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?

A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)

[doxie1]

Punctuate A teacher writes on a chalkboard the sentence:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

The teacher then asks the boys to punctuate it properly, and they all write:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing"

The teacher asks the girls to punctuate it and they write:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing"

doxie

smart girls

[doxie1]

Grandma Let's eat Grandma!

Let's eat, Grandma!

Punctuation SAVES LIVES!

[doxie1]

Thanks to everyone that has shared prayers for me. I am not out of the woods but I am closer to the edge. I believe in the power of prayer and think everyone that has lifted me up has helped me.

doxie

[doxie1]

Spring is here. I have had the spring snake fling. Miss Greta was burrowing in the monkey grass. I pulled her out and she came out flinging a rope like object at me. It was a snake. I was not happy about the delivery. Liebchen came to greet the visitor as Miss Greta came to play with it. I am jumping over one dog and then another and then the snake. In my mind the snake was 12 feet long and weighed 180 pounds. I think I was lifting my legs like Jed Clampet dancing. My neighbor came over ....I hope it was not due to my dancing. I told her to keep the snake while I took the dogs in the house. I came back with a hoe. My neighbor laughed at me and said why are you going to do that to a dead snake. I told her the snake was not dead. We argued and the cat came up and got in a trance with the snake. I told my neighbor that weas more proof the snake was alive. She told me I was crazy. I got ready to chop the snake when I had a change of heart. that snake was sleeping in his place when a crazy dog threw him out of his bed. I could not do it. I looked at him again and guess what? He shrunk in size. He was pnly about a foot long and as big around as a pencil. My neighbor leaned closer to the dead snake as I nudged him with the hoe. He came to life and  slithered rapidly to my neighbors foot. I can not describe the sound that came from her. "00**%$#$@288%&&**00173646"  The snake slithered back to his home and I looked at the neighbor and said, "see, he is alive"

doxie