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[Cakers3]

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@emma bunting wrote:

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@Bird mama wrote:

Emma aren't you supposed to start? 

Let's assume you said Knock Knock

Who's there?

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lol...that's the joke!  When somebody says knock knock you just say "Who's there?".  They're left fumbling for words. Guess it works better in person than on the Internet!

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@emma bunting wrote:

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@Bird mama wrote:

Emma aren't you supposed to start? 

Let's assume you said Knock Knock

Who's there?

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lol...that's the joke!  When somebody says knock knock you just say "Who's there?".  They're left fumbling for words. Guess it works better in person than on the Internet!

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Ya think?  "Emma" not finding this funny.  ROTFL!

[Bird mama]

LOL

[SHIRAZ]

In honor of the Christmas in July finale:

[shoekitty]

To write with a broken pencil is pointless. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!) Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

[shoekitty]

[shoekitty]

[shoekitty]

Story of my life, LOL!

[shoekitty]

[Lyttlewyng]

1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

3. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart

 4. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

[VanSleepy]

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.  You couldn't park anywhere near the place.  

(Steven Wright)