Twas the Night Before Christmas

I posted this little story last year and everyone seemed to like it. I made a few changes this year. Keep in mind that I am not a professional writer, lol!! Enjoy!! Merry Christmas everyone!!!! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Wen boards, all the Wenners were stirring with posts of their hoards. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the UPS man soon would be there. The Wen kids were all nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of apple, watermelon, and strawberry banana danced in their heads. And momma in her Wen oils and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long, winter cranberry mint nap. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a UPS truck and eight bottles of cleansing conditioner! With a handsome, young driver, so lively and lean, I knew in a moment, it must be Chaz Dean!! More rapid than eagles his cleansing conditioners came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name: Now sweet almond mint! Now tea tree! Now fig and lavender! On pomegranate! On Sixthirteen! On bamboo green tea and cucumber! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all! I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"