Today's Special Value

[lucky123]

I am an RN. Now he is talking my language. I bought them. Especially since our Immune system rest in our gut. I can tell he did much research on this. Our gut is everything. He is pretty much on track. He looks great too he lost alot of weight. Thank you Dr. Gundry.

[Kachina624]

@lucky123.  Did you read the thread on him from a couple days ago when he had the TSV?

https://community.qvc.com/t5/Today-s-Special-Value/Gundry-MD-TSV-February-8-2024/td-p/8315292#M12590...

[Ibby114]

Gut health is very important. But Maltitol in a supplment? Not for me, my GI tract wouldn't  be happy!

[Othereeeen]

From the label:

"This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease."

But there IS a doctory picture of a caduceus, so there's that!!!

Different kinds of sugars, held together with Pectin, with barely ANY nutritional value ( per the label)....

Maltitol, RebaudiosideM, Inulin, Sukre...(Sugars).

Citric Acid and Sodium Citrate are found in... bathroom cleansers ( like Comet bathroom spray...it's the ONLY active ingredient!!!)....and it ruins the enamel on your few remaining real teeth.

So there you have it...sugars and bathroom cleansers mixed with some dried cull fruits in huge fruity gummy batches, put in a can witha caduceus and this label featured on it:

"This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease."

( but it WILL cost ya!!!  Only a dollar a gummy!!!)

For this!!!:

"This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease."

Eat real food. 

I give the guy credit.

No malpractice premiums, no messy surgery on patients who are on his table because they won't listen to real medical advice ( Stop eating garbage, exercise, lose weight, stop smoking or drinking... these are all  too boring, too hard, too much time to do.....too expensive to buy "real food" ! (My favorite!!!).....)

He'll make millions!!!!

And there's nothing wrong with that.

Just be aware of what you're actually putting into the ONE body you get.

[paixmcdao]

There is plenty of information about this guy out there. Yikes!

[Desertdi]

I flunked "medicine".....had to look caduceus up.....

[Still Raining]

Isn't he the scam artist who asserts that we are all going to die from ingesting lectins?  Really?

[Othereeeen]

I'm working on a "supplement" myself ...wasn't gonna let the cat out of the bag til I got full funding, but it's close!!!

The ingredients will be "all natural"...cause that's what sells, and I ain't in this for my health ( I'm in it for YOUR health!!! wink wink!!!!)

Ingredient list:

Potting Soil ( it's natural!! Hey...it makes plants grow, right?)..and it boils down to a rich dark "broth"   (Slurry, actually, but that's not a very nice word!!!)

A slurry of "bone broth" made of NATURAL (!!!) boiled hoofs, tail hairs, chicken bones and feathers, fish heads, sinews,and cartilage. ( I can "source" it down at the local slaughterhouse for Free!! You haul it!!  ("Source" is kind of a sciency word!!)

..they don't even charge extra for that juice drippiing off it!! ( It's NATURAL too!!!!)

And the gut factory is ....IN America!!!  A BIG selling point!!

100,000 gallons of "spring water" ( or so it claims to be on the tank truck that delivered it...the same truck that hauled oilfield waste last week!!)

One onion

One carrot

One sprig of parsley

One beet 

(All veggies FREE from local Amish farms ( to lend an air of "non commercial" gardening!!).  Where the "Rastelli Special Cows" graze in the bright sunshine all day!! (but I digress....)

They're all mishapen veggie culls, but no one will see them ( or even know their in it!) so no matter!!!  It's the mental image that "fresh" veggies conjure that counts!!!

Here's my problem. 

All the pretty artificial colors, (Fake, but no matter) have been taken.

Greens, reds, purples, yellows, oranges, blues.....)

So all that's left is ....

Brown

Sienna(Brown)

Ochre(Kind of brown)

and Black ( too funereal....don't want to be thinking about that when you're eating my "heatlhy" concoction. )

I suggested calling it "Sienna Mist" but a friend said...Nope...sounds like explosive diarhhea...(!!)

So when I get the color down, and how I will market it (as a Gummie? (nope-Brown, for obvious reasons-think deer droppings)...

....a Dried Packet of Dust? (Still will be brown, but it has "bone broth" in it...so there's that!!!)

...or maybe as a "drink"? (Coke is brownish and it sells like wildfire!!!)

Wish me luck!!

If you're interested in investing in my Super Duper Healthy Product, leave a note.

Now I'm working on the label.

Caduceus? Check...although, it's been used a lot, so MAYBE my label will have a stethoscope or a tongue depressor...SOMETHING doctory!!!!

This slogan on both sides in dark black print?

'This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease."

Check.

Agreement just about to be signed with a large retailer with this proviso in it:

"Vendor must eat at least ONE sample of the product in the presence of Management before we allow her/him to say they "use it" on air...

Check!

It's almost in the can folks....!!!

Remember my Promise ( which will be featured on the label in colorful script):

"I'm not in this for MY health...

I'm in it (and your wallet) for YOURS!!!"

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease."

Doubt it? Remember that "Coral Calcium" quack that was on teevee a decade ago?!!??

The guys that sold some glop  that improved the diameter, consistency and length of your...well, you know (your  bowel movements)?

"Ten tiny tips-n-tricks to a tiny belly?"

I'll make millions!!!

[J Town Girl]

@Othereeeen   Too funny!  Let me know what you are appearing on Shark Tank and I'll be sure to tune it.

I do remember "Coral Calcium" although I haven't thought about it for years.  What a bunch of nonsense.  

It just amazes me how many useless products are on the market today.  I'm sure most of them are harmless and do absolutely nothing, but one never knows how any product could react with any prescriptions that you might be taking.  

Yet so many people just purchase these products without giving them a second thought.  

[SaveTheTurtles]

@lucky123  Quackery. Dr. Google is a better doctor.