funniest line in a movie - Page 5

Flatbush · ‎07-18-2015

From The Sopranos:

"Take the guns and leave the cannolis".

Bridgegal · ‎03-09-2010

Mattie Walker to Ned Racine in Body Heat: "you're not too smart are you? I like that in a man".

He should have known he was in trouble right then.

BeccaLou · ‎02-09-2016

Line from what Movie Please ??

Lisa Y · ‎09-07-2014

@Group 5 minus 1 I love Tootsie!! “Pull the camera back.” How far back?” “How about Cleveland?” 😆😆😆

JillyMarie · ‎03-29-2015

@Flatbush wrote:
From The Sopranos:
"Take the guns and leave the cannolis".

Right genre. Wrong movie. This is a Godfather quote.

“All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.”
― Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

beckyb1012 · ‎03-09-2010

Hayseed in the Pickup:
Son, you got a panty on your head from "Raising Arizonia" Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter.

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"Live frugally, but love extravagantly."

just bee · ‎03-10-2010

From Nigel Terry and Anthony Hopkins in The Lion in Winter:

John: Poor John. Who says poor John? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!

Richard: Let's strike a flint and see.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~

RainCityWoman · ‎06-16-2015

From Goldie Hawn's Protocol, "'I guess it's one of those gay-Arab- biker-sushi bars.''

The movie wasn't that good, but this line has stayed in my head ever since I saw it way back when.

ILTH · ‎05-18-2015

@just bee wrote:
From Nigel Terry and Anthony Hopkins in The Lion in Winter:

John: Poor John. Who says poor John? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!

Richard: Let's strike a flint and see.

So many good lines, it's difficult to choose one (same as with All About Eve, Some Like It Hot and Auntie Mame)

I'm vilifying you, for God's sake — pay attention!

Hush dear, mother's fighting.

I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children.

I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. [smiles] We're a knowledgeable family.

Kings, queens, knights everywhere you look and I'm the only pawn. I haven't got a thing to lose - that makes me dangerous.

BeccaLou · ‎02-09-2016

There also is a very funny line in "Midnight Cowboy " Dustin Hoffman plays "Rozzo Rizzo" and he is getting crippled from being so sick and he is walking acrossed the street with "Jon Voights" character and traffic is not corroporating with them and "Dustin Hoffmans " character yells out to the traffic "Hey I'm walking here"