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This is such a fun post!  Hope we get pages and pages of replies!  Smiley Very Happy

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You are new in town, and though no one knows it yet, you've changed your name because behind your old identity lies a history of crime and mental illness.

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After a 1 night stand, woman wakes up at the mans house, puts on the SAME clothes she had on the night before w/o so much as a pit stop to the bathroom & arrives ON TIME at work perfectly coffed in the same outfit she had on the day before holding a cup of coffee.  No one blinks an eye.

 

Wait there's more!!!!!!!

 

ONE WEEK LATER she starts THROWING UP, takes the preggy test...POSITIVE!!! Smiley Tongue

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You always turn your back on the psycho as you are dialing 911!

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You meet the perfest guy in the park: Sweet, funny, handsome like a soap star.  You enjoy a fairytale romance.  One evening, you put on the news.  There is a bulletin about an escapee from the home for the criminally insane (Is there really such a place??!!).  It's HIM!  And he's taking a shower in your bathroom right now!!!!

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Yes,there really is such a place(criminally insane).

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@LyndaGee  283917.gif

 

That sums up Lifetime movies.

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A sweet elderly person is being cared for by the devoted Nurse caretaker  who is  giving  them  oleander  plant poisoning then  gives the  Daughter  the hallucinogenic  Datura  ( Devil's Trumpet plant )  when the Duaghter  becomes suspicious after the  elderly person dies suddenly  .

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Another one I want to add is,

 

You kidnap a baby, drive to another state and just by walking into a hospital

in a disguise can just walk out happily with the baby wrapped in a blanket.

 

For the last nine months you dressed like you were pregnant and one day

you have the baby by yourself and the next day you are showing the baby

off to all your family.

 

You don't worry about birth certificates, social security cards, etc. It all works

in your favor until the child grows up and finds a grown up photo of what the

baby would look like as an adult, When and if confronted about it, you just

deny it over and over!

 

 

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You and your husband have been struggling to have a baby.   You go to a woman fertility specialist and she implants an embryo.  However, she uses one of her own eggs.  Now your husband and this doctor are having a baby and you are the surrogate.  Then said doctor tells you that your baby was stillborn and takes him/her to raise as her own.