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You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

You know there is a murdering psycho out there but you still don't lock the door when you walk into your impossibly clean huge house.....

 

Anyone else????

 

And don't get me wrong, I love the escape of a good Lifetime movie.  Sometimes, I just get a kick out of some of these predictable, or should I say clueless, parts!

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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

I love these movies! I don't need to watch too close to know what's happening. The bad guy/girl always gets caught or dies in the end. They're humorous to me. Much better than watching romantic unrealistic hallmark movies. And if you're a little crazy these movies might make you feel normal 😂

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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

You are probably in a Lifetime movie ... if you find out your boyfriend is actually your half brother.

Man plans. God laughs.
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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

And perfect beach waves with always a perfect sidekick girlfriend.

Wrong is still wrong just because you benefited from it.
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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

Your teenage daughter always has the bad guy identified but you won't isten when she tells you there is something wrong.

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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

.....all the cars are brand new.....and there are no panhandlers on the street.........

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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

Your drop dead gorgeous doctor starts stalking you w/murderous intentions against your husband.

"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."


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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

And wear really, really $$ clothes.

And you go out at night and wlk down a dark street wearing stilleto(sp) heels.

'cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

The psycho killer sneaks into your house in the middle of the night and wakes you up, but at least you're perfectly coiffed with full makeup.

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Re: You Are Probably In A Lifetime Movie If.......

if you have a nanny thats prettier and younger than you. Your husband says

there is nothing to worry about honey and I only have eyes for you.

 

Later wife is dead and husband and nanny are playing innocent and rolling

around in bed while the kids sleep all day!