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[HowsYerMommaAnEm]

Jim and Bud, two good ol' boys, are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "Bud is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,

"Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, you need to check that he's actually dead"

There is a silence...and then a gunshot is heard.

Jim comes back on the line: "Okay, now what?"