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12-12-2010 01:13 AM
Hope This Makes You Smile!
Kitchen
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and my kitchen is delirious!
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
They shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean....-eat out.
Housework done properly can kill you.
Countless numbers of people have eaten in my kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will NOT have kitchen!-----Just vending machines!
Signs You’re A Lousy Cook
Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.
Your kids know what “peas porridge in a pot nine days old” tastes like.
Your son goes outside to make mud pies, they rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.
Your kids favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.
Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle toxic waste in their lunch bags.
Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
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