Q Talk

[Spurt]

Hello Folks!

Well Monday some people will be celebrating COLUMBUS DAY!!!--CIAO ITALIA!!! 


   

If Christopher was alive today, unfortunately there would be nothing to discover at QVC!!!!  And this weekend is no exception! Get ready to enjoy the (Christmas) WEEKEND GIFT GUIDE!  Complete with CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!!---HO HO HO HO! even though Halloween hasn't arrived yet!!!



And what is more exciting to kick off your Saturday than TEMPUR-PEDIC MATTRESSES!!!!  A barrel of fun!!!



Next, it's AM STYLE WITH LEAH WILLIAMS!!! I'm sure you will enjoy some booty shaking with Women With Control, Travelon, G.I.L.I, Clark......all the usual. 




More thrilling than coal in your stocking it's FOUR big hours of SATURDAY MORNING GIFTS!!!  This show may require double the David's......




For your viewing pleasure it's SHAWN'S BEAUTY SECRETS---These cuties have their own beauty secrets.


         

Fill up your gift wing with GIFT GUIDE!!!

                

Time for a really big shoe...errr show as in CLARKS FOOTWEAR!


        

Time for MORE ....BEAUTY GIFTS!!!! 



Does the Q programming have you snoozing....no better show than  TEMPUR-PEDIC MATRESSES


     

Are we having fun yet?  Never fear it's GIFT GUIDE!!!

               


HAPPY WRAPPING!

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And the WEEKEND GIFT GUIDE continues on Sunday!!!!

       

And to step up all of the craziness and none of the joy, QVC has a special featured product.......yes folks.....its DULL DELL COMPUTERS!!!

  

It includes Windows 10---isn't that exciting!!!



Tons of shows throughout the day---12-1AM, 7-8AM, 11AM-12PM, 3-4PM, 5-6PM, 9-10PM, and 11PM-12AM---


             


Now in between all these fascinating computer demos they managed to squeeze in----IN THE KITCHEN WITH DAVID!!

 

At least something for the foodies....

      

From 4-5PM it's a weekend favorite--BODY GYM WITH MARIE OSMOND!!!, and 6-9PM GREAT GIFTS with double the excitement, double the fun BOTH Body Gym PLUS Dull DELL!!!!

And more shoes 10-11PM CLARKS FOOTWEAR returns....



So it appears this weekend has gone BEYOND a snoozefest.....ZZZZZZZ!!!

   

Enjoy your weekend Folks!!!

It looks like even Mary's cat, Jasper is planning some catio time instead of watching the Q!!!

[Perkup]

Thanks for freeing up my weekend. I won't even have to check the listings now. What a relief!!

[aggravated]

I love your previews.  Thanks for doing these every week.  Look forward to seeing them.  Thanks again for putting all your efforts for our amusement!  Have a great weekend.

[corita]

Thanks for your weekend previews, Spurt.  I do not see myself watching the Q these days.  I really wonder if the weekend is really the best time for the Q to present these boring, repetitive items.  I'd think they would present some really great, new, interesting products on a weekend!

[handygal2]

Hi, Spurt. Another hilarious weekend preview, to compensate for the much-less-than-amusing Q programming schedule. Last weekend, Serta was the best mattress known to mankind. A week later, it's Tempur-Pedic. I'm so confused! And how many mattresses can l buy??

l love the pix of the animals all gussied-up. I wonder how they sit still for the makeup and wardrobe sessions, lol... And the double-jointed white cat sprawled out on a sofa-- is that real, or trick-photography??

Have a great weekend!

[jackthebear]

Wasn't there a mattress all last Saturday or Sunday? 

[3cupcakes]

Spoiler

Well done, spurt!  The dog who ate Christmas is hilarious, but that beige & white cat comatose on the computer keyboard has me in stitches!!

gee, do you think the poor thing must have just heard "the mine is closed!!"  

Thanks for helping me end the week w/smile!  

[homedecor1]

@Spurt

Thank you again for your humor and wit!

I'm on my own QVC marathon --hardly have watched approaching 14 days of only a occasional "commercial flick". Gotta say, no flick yet has made me want to stay! Although, at one flick I was intrigued enough to see why "multiples of Poo Pourri" gift giving was a necessity -- holy ****** these hosts really are professional if they can talk about the importance of giving this gift to EVERYone on my gift list" with a straight face! (mine certainly wouldn't be doing the happy dance!")

although the line up is "intriguing" (snarky) I'll be at Clearwater Beach, Fl for the weekend enjoying fun in the sun and building sand castles with my GD and family.

One thing I know for sure my kitties will be doing the "happy dance" to have a quiet peaceful house for a few days.  They aren't happy about being chased and petted 24/7 for the last few days!

Enjoy your weekend and have a great one whatever you have planned!

[stevieb]

Gifts, gifts, gifts spells boring, boring, boring... 

No thanks...

[stevieb]

Incidentally @Spurt, the Q has set a record for bad programming this coming Sunday.  Yes, indeed, their good friend Dull has pushed them all the way up to FOUR DUMPSTER STATUS.  That's quite an accomplishment. Just think, they've almost attained the maximum five dumpsters. Actually, it really IS that bad, but I wanted to leave them something to strive for... After all, we all need a goal...