Q Talk

[Spurt]

QVC has another exciting weekend lined up planned just for YOU! ...... I would like to report with new and different PRODUCTS....unfortunately, the "best" that QVC could come up with is NEW show titles and themes.....You are sure to be glued to your TV---

UNFORTUNATELY, these are the SAME OLD BRANDS that QVC viewers have ALREADY seen OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! The only "discovery" is how did the Q programmers come up with this title for the same ole stuff!

First up is CLEVER AND UNIQUE CREATIONS BY LORI GREINER--The Shark Tank favorite presents products dedicated to making your life easier, more organized and more enjoyable, and helping entrepreneurs, like herself bringing merchandise to market.....Although she does not appear to be to happy with, this particular product........

NEXT tune in to see the usual brands of beauty and cosmetics and clothing with AM Beauty and AM Style ....Now don't be SHOCKED if you see nothing but the same ole brands like Our Lady Of Liquid Knit, Bag Lady Fashions, and tired ole foundation garments, beauty products, and handbags---NOTHING TO DISCOVER HERE FOLKS--let's move on...

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June is also a special month for hair and body cleansing and conditioning products. Enjoy these products--

This kitty appears to enjoy the experience---

And others as well-

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NEXT---It's Cosmeceuticals ....

"The products help the skin look more radiant by reducing the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Make the most of the skin your in".

The "special treat" is tuning in to see the interesting outfits that the spokesperson will be wearing. Some beautynistas described these outfits as running the gamut of being "Star Wars like" to downright SCARY! And you are sure to be entertained as some customers have commented that they never saw a representative talk so much but provide so little useful information....However, she was given credit for being able to pronounce acyl-glutathione. You will also hear words like "powerful", "amazing" in describing the products....and here phrases like, "we've tripled the peptides", although she may not explain what that actual means... Tune in to see what you "discover" about the brand...Or which Star Wars character do you think the vendor's outfit resembles.

We've already discovered what can be done with a Magic Marker. To make the demonstration more interesting and retain the interest of the QVC viewer, I think the Vendor should explore some interesting marker designs like these-

You might be able to create the look of your favorite rock star

I know a lot of people will be changing the channel to watch something else!

And for your "viewing pleasure" QVC has another "thrilling" and "enticing" lineup----

It all starts out with DYSON DAYS! ....... PLEASE refrain from throwing things at your computer---Perhaps you'd feel better if you canine helps with the vacuuming-

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! A sure cure for insomnia!

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With mostly shows about beds all day, I'd pull the covers over my head too....

Some are not impressed---

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I wonder what exciting recipe David will come up with this week----A microwave breakfast treat, or perhaps another exciting salad--these can be tricky and there's always a chance of cutting yourself, unless of course, you've purchased the QVC food chopper, but a First Aid kit is definitely NOT included.....BTW Mary will be leaving for vacation DURING THE SHOW on Sunday, but fear not foodies, Tovi will fill in with the posting and chatting with everyone.... Oh and Mary will be sharing photos from her trip!!! If viewers had their way Mary could have taken off the WHOLE SHOW! Hey whose taking care of Jasper while your gone Mary...

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After you've prepared another of David's yummy recipes, get ready for the glam as you DISCOVER DIAMIONIQUE- If you like FAKE diamonds, this show is for you---

It's the look of "fine diamonds" for less..."find your sparkle".....

There's also a Denim & Co Show-classics, yet current and affordable--And more fashion as Our Lady Of Liquid Knit has her usual special WEEKEND EDITION SHOW!

[Tinkrbl44]

LOL ....

[CalminHeart]

I love the tats...imagine what could be done by Vionic with a set of colored markers!!!!

[mewsmomtoo]

Not Dyson, Dell ANNNND Serta! NOOOOOOO!!!!

Thank you SPURT for your unbelievably funny summary of the Q's weekend programming! your post is a MUST SEE, even if the Q isn't - I bet many of the Q employees and even hosts get a kick out of it!

[MJDinVegas]

On 6/26/2014 Tinkrbl44 said:

LOL ....

What TINKRBL44 said SQUARED! Dyson and Dell and Serta - OH MY!

[stevieb]

Oy, this weekend attained five garbage pail status. I was going to rate it all the way up there in dumpsterville, but then I remembered how bad it'll get between September and Christmas and decided perhaps I'd better hold back that rating, even though holiday options could well reach full blown landfill status this year...

Any way you slice it...

[stevieb]

Spurt, about that Star Wars attire, the other 'fun' pass time in which viewers can engage during the good Doctor's shows, is to follow the semi-British accent as it comes and goes...

[maryebrown_1]

Thanks for The Warning, SPURT! OMG, this weekend is loaded with The Worst of the Q! Too bad TIIC haven't "discovered" THAT yet...

I WILL find entertainment elsewhere, even Guy Fieri's DDD reruns on FoodNetwork are worth napping through, can't say the same about old stale programming at the Q.

[circles]

another great summary of our "weekend at the Q".....very funny....I think the Q lines up there products just so you can make this fun thread....lol...why else would they subject us to the same old stuff every week....

thank goodness for a working remote....I surely will be using it to watch "anything" but the Q...

thanks, SPURT.....your the best...enjoy your weekend..

[stevieb]

Shaking my head in wonderment... endless Dyson, Wen, Serta, Orthaheels, and Graver. What a line-up. Folks, if you haven't discovered these brands by now, chances are you're not interested... What a concept!

Slightly OT, I know, but I wonder if anyone's considered a new delivery service...?