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10 "PET" PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

Worth a laugh or two....for those of us who are/were owned by dogs.

 

10 "PET" PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS


1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!...


2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU DUMMIE!


3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....Stop it!


5. Any haircut that involves a bow. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.


6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Wooo Hoo!! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then being surprised when I freak out every time we go back!


8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?


10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth; you're just jealous.


Now lay off on some of these things.
We both know who is boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?

The eyes through which you see others may be the same as how they see you.
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Registered: ‎03-03-2016

Re: 10 "PET" PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

I love it! Needed a laugh to day, thank you!Smiley LOL

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Registered: ‎11-22-2013

Re: 10 "PET" PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

@Marp My west highland terrier has mastered #3.  We walk in a park(or we would in the olden days) and he never missed smelling a light post.  It is a standing joke that he checks out the "pee mail."  He will be 15 May 4 and I hope we have more walks in us!