EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM...

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

IS THAT A MAN WILL TAKE HER IN HIS

ARMS, THROW HER IN THE BED...

AND CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE

WHILE SHE SLEEPS.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

Foolywooly11 · ‎05-08-2016

@Lindsays Grandma: I'd settle for the first two things...

beach-mom · ‎03-09-2010

I saw this on a plaque a few years ago and sent it to DD in college!

WHAT WOMEN WANT IN A LASTING RELATIONSHIP

1. Find a man who will make you laugh.

2. Find a man who has a good job and can cook.

3. Find a man who is honest.

4. Find a man who will pamper you and give you gifts.

5. Find a man who is amazing in the bedroom.

But most of all, it is VERY IMPORTANT that these five men NEVER meet!

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

I know where your mind is...

@Foolywooly11 wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma: I'd settle for the first two things...

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

Thanks for this, I laughed out loud when I read it.

@beach-mom wrote:

I saw this on a plaque a few years ago and sent it to DD in college!

WHAT WOMEN WANT IN A LASTING RELATIONSHIP

1. Find a man who will make you laugh.

2. Find a man who has a good job and can cook.

3. Find a man who is honest.

4. Find a man who will pamper you and give you gifts.

5. Find a man who is amazing in the bedroom.

But most of all, it is VERY IMPORTANT that these five men NEVER meet!

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam