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Re: THE JUNIOR'S CAKE SALESMAN

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Not directed to anyone in particular, just having some fun with the food complaints.

 

Ms. Johnson calling in during a skeeve induced swoon:  "Please stop squeezing! All that juice is just too stimulating!"  "Ms. Johnson!  One of our favorite callers!  Tell us, what was it this time?  Was it just the juice or did you also like the oozey creamy topping our vendor is now swirling with his big fork?"  "Oh David, ALL of it, the red, the blue, the creamy white, I'm both disgusted and thrilled so I ordered the combo pack. I love you, David."  "And I love you back, Ms. Johnson, and I know you won't forget to share your passion for this product with our millions of viewers."  "I'll try David especially if you take one more giant bite or do the dreaded Happy Dance, I may faint from all the loving I tune in to every week.".