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National Pass Gas Day is held annually on January 7, and there is no better time to express ourselves and free our bowels of stale air without shame. Passing gas is one of those things that will make anyone giggle, from children to adults. Did you know that the gas we pass contains methane and hydrogen, making them flammable? But not to worry, you need an insane amount of gas to be able to burst into flames just from passing gas. So, you can keep on passing as much gas as you desire.

 

 

 

 

 

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I think I'll pass.  Lol

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@SloopJohnB  wrote: I think I'll pass. Lol

 

Great response !!  thanks  Woman LOL 

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Well, it's about time that toots get a national day. After all, if we live to, say 80, we will have tooted over 40,000 times. Recognition is well deserved. We need to stand proud. 

 

I do think those numbers are suspicious for accuracy. I'm pretty sure I've known a couple of people who have already exceeded that number, a far cry from 80... LOL. Do they get extra points?

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I thought everyday was National Pass Gas Day!

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@ BlueFinch  wrote:

Well, it's about time that toots get a national day. After all, if we live to, say 80, we will have tooted over 40,000 times. Recognition is well deserved. We need to stand proud. 

 

I do think those numbers are suspicious for accuracy. I'm pretty sure I've known a couple of people who have already exceeded that number, a far cry from 80... LOL. Do they get extra points?

 

 

LOL

I think those numbers may be a little off also !!  I knew someone I could swear they tooted more than 40,000 times in a year it seems  like !

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Re: This is pretty funny !

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funny fart memes blame the dog

National Pass Gas Day- January 7