Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   any plans for this weekend?"  I'm just going to hang out at home.  "Ah, so no plans yet?  WHAT, "I just told you my plans."

2.   My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80's far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.  

3.   Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, Summer, Friday or Tuesday and ruins it for us.

4.   I leave my house a mess so when my friends visit, they go home feeling better about their own housekeeping skills.  I'm just that good of a friend.

5.   Being a mom, like...I wore this outfit yesterday, but I'm going different places today...So it's okay.

6.  SATURDAY NIGHT OUT!! ...Just kidding, I'm in my PJ's.

7.   Can you imagine how sexy I'd be if I ate right and took care of my body?  I mean...I'm not going to, but can you imagine?

8.   I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell my guests,  "Sorry for the mess."

9.   I put my symptoms on WebMD and it turns out...I just need to be on a beach with a glass of wine.

10.  Friend:  "What are you doing today?"

      Me:        "Living the life."

      Friend:   "Laundry?"

      Me:        "Yeah."

11.   I'm having  a salad for lunch so I can have three dozen Reese's Peanut Butter Cups tonight.

12.   Do you ever just wake up and think, huh I'm really not in the mood for human interaction today?  Or is it just me?   

[Susan Louise]

[SandySparkles]

This is hilarious!!! I especially like number 8. I am still 😂😂😂😂.

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

[maximillian]

# 11.  That's my idea of a menu for the day.

[OKPrincess]

I like them all but my fav is #3.