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01-22-2020 12:48 AM
1. "No, I just waited 30 minutes in line to say Hi."
2. Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.
3. My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.
4. WANTED
GOOD WOMAN
Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Please send picture of boat and motor.
5. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
6. When I die I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under the..."
7. I can't believe I wanted to grow up. What was I thinking.
8. Isn't it funny how red, white and blue represent freedom, unless they they're flashing behind you?
9. At my age getting lucky means finding my car in the parking lot.
10. When I bang my toe against something, its like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.
11. My prince is coming on a white horse. He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
12. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
13. Adults are just kids with money.
14. When I'm single, all I see are couples being happy. When I'm dating someone, all I see are singles being happy.
01-22-2020 01:27 PM
I just LOVE this! Thanks for the chuckle.
01-22-2020 02:37 PM
@Lindsays Grandma you never fail to make me laugh...please keep these coming!
01-22-2020 03:23 PM
😂😂😂😂 Whew!😂😂😂...This is HILARIOUS...It's hard to pick a favorite, but, 1, 4, 6, 8 and 10 are priceless! I knew when I saw this thread, it was going to be a winner!! You've outdone yourself with this one.😁
~~~All we need is LOVE💖
01-22-2020 11:47 PM
@Lindsays Grandma I needed a good laugh after packing up some Christmas items, and came back to reread this. #4 is such a great pick-me-up.😂😂
~~~All we need is LOVE💖
01-22-2020 11:53 PM - edited 01-22-2020 11:54 PM
@SandySparkles wrote:@Lindsays Grandma I needed a good laugh after packing up some Christmas items, and came back to reread this. #4 is such a great pick-me-up.😂😂
~~~All we need is LOVE💖
@SandySparkles Now that gave me a good laugh, that's the first time I know of anyone doing that.
01-23-2020 12:06 AM
Lindsays Grandma!
Your posts with lists of funny statements are always welcome! We need humor in our lives and a good laugh and you provide both. It's refreshing!!
01-23-2020 06:16 AM
LOL!! I love these, esp. #7 & 10!!
01-23-2020 05:56 PM
01-23-2020 06:02 PM
@Lindsays GrandmaLove number 6, wouldn't that really screw with the relatives !!!!!
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