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[Lacey1]

I saw this on another forum-made me chuckle!

HOME SCHOOLED

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

My mother taught me religion:
"You better pray this will come out of the carpet."

My father taught me about time travel:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me logic:
"Because I said so, that's why."

My father taught me irony:
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about contortionism:
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about hypocrisy:
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"

My father taught me wisdom:
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

My mother taught me about justice:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

[Preds]

Yes! The same lessons I learned and passed on to my DD.

[betteb]

[evelomaddict]

this is really funny. great way to start off easter sunday.

[Kalli]

[Lucibee]

Yes!

[brewhaha]

I was taught about geography.

You better eat everything on your plate. The starving children in Africa wouldn't waste it.

[Mominohio]

Thanks for such a fun post. And a trip back in time to all those things we heard in childhood.

[blackhole99]

My 31 year old son still throws sayings like that back at me with a chuckle.

[Charming1]

lol...cute!