You know you're old when . . . - Page 5

LonestarBabs · ‎06-26-2011

You're at a baseball game, ogling the players, and you look on the program stats to see that your eye candy was born after you graduated from college.

software · ‎06-08-2016

@DREAMON wrote:
your local news anchor refers to a 52 year old woman as elderly

OUCH!

software · ‎06-08-2016

@LonestarBabs wrote:
You're at a baseball game, ogling the players, and you look on the program stats to see that your eye candy was born after you graduated from college.

Doesn't stop me!

Then I start thinking about their DAD!

LOL

I'm so harmless.........

mousiegirl · ‎03-09-2010

@Shanus wrote:
....When you walk to the back of the house to for something and by the time you get there, you can't remember why the h-ll you're there. 😳

@Shanus and after you walk all the way back to your starting point, you remember what it is you went for, so have to go all the way back, repeating over and over what you are going for, lol, saying to myself that I should be skinny with all of the trips back and forth that I make.

Shanus · ‎05-17-2010

@mousiegirl wrote:
@Shanus wrote:
....When you walk to the back of the house to for something and by the time you get there, you can't remember why the h-ll you're there. 😳

@Shanus and after you walk all the way back to your starting point, you remember what it is you went for, so have to go all the way back, repeating over and over what you are going for, lol, saying to myself that I shoiuld be skinny with all of the trips back and forth that I make.

Lol 😜

IlliniGirl88 · ‎06-20-2010

@mousiegirl wrote:
@beckyb1012 wrote:
@mousiegirl wrote:
@beckyb1012 wrote:
I knew I was old when a clerk at the grocery store asking for my phone number and I mentioned back in the day of not needing to use your area code with your phone number. She said, "What"? You actually did not need the area code at one time to make a call? I said yes and we also had a time frame where buttons were not used to DIAL a telephone number.

@beckyb1012 Of course with cell phones, there are no buttons so the clerk probably didn't know what you meant by this either.
Could you imagine her shock if I had told her most homes at one phone in a little cut out box in the hallway of their home. She would have thought I had escaped from the looney bin. @mousiegirl

@beckyb1012 and the phones in the cutout were black and ugly, lol.

@beckyb1012, @mousiegirl - And that ugly black desk phone was heavy enough to use as a murder weapon, if necessary.

Tinkrbl44 · ‎08-23-2010

How about when you're watching the Academy Awards and have no idea who many of the nominees are!

O when you're looking at the movie ads to choose one to see ..... and you don't know who many of the "stars" are!

Qshopper1991 · ‎08-15-2014

@joannecha

I thought the same thing when a commercial came on for some music award show - and I had no clue who most of them were. LOL.

Most of today's music is awful IMO. Funny, that's what my parents said about my music

ECBG · ‎01-08-2011

You own an iron.

qualitygal · ‎10-04-2010

@LonestarBabs wrote:
You're at a baseball game, ogling the players, and you look on the program stats to see that your eye candy was born after you graduated from college.

Reminds me of the time, I thought these cute guys playing hockey were fun to watch. Then I realized I was old enough to be their mother!!! There was my first gray hair!!!lol