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[Stray]

Shaking like an aspen leaf
Three sheets to the wind
Kick the bucket
Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor
Monday morning quarterback
Does a bear ****in the woods ( meaning the answer is obvious to a question)
There are two sides to a coin ( meaning two sides to a story)
Raining cats & dogs
You reap what you sow
Scaredy cat
Gone but not forgotten
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe

[Pixie12]

When my daughter would cry because she was tired and didn't want to be fastened into her car seat my mother would say better she cries than I cry for her getting injured. She also said whoever gets up to dance loses their seat. I guess it means having a good time comes with a cost.

[cheriere]

I thought of a couple more: 

Move ye Feet, Lose ye Seat!

$#!+  or get off the Pot!

this means don't be indecisive ❤️

[SloopJohnB]

Is the Pope Catholic?

[LyndaGee]

Not on your nellie!!!

[dmeasy]

Fish and company stink after 3 days!!!

[RedTop]

I'll snatch her up by the hair on her head.

I'll jerk a knot in your @$$.

She gagged on a gnat and swallowed a camel.

Well I hope I die!  My farm Grandma said this one all the time when she learned or was told something new.  

**** in one hand, wish in the other and see which one fills up faster.  

[ROMARY]

'You'll never find a sweet peach in a lemon orchard.'

I just made up that one.  

[shoekitty]

Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive.  I still throw this at the grandkids, lol!  There are a couple of sayings I love I picked up England I use now and then, one is "A bit of a Barney". When someone is fighting. And another is ******e, lol

[shoekitty]

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@on the bay wrote:

my father's-

That quarter (or any amount of $) is burning a hole in her pocket.

That one just got up and walked off the plate. (referring to when some beans were actually insects in the army)-yick!

If next years a good year... and he would add anything like we'll get you some dinner, or you can have a drink of water, especially when some one of us was waiting for dinner or hadn't gotten a drink yet.

We thought that was funny.

That was good. What there was of it. (referring to a meal).

A lot of these came from his real experiences in the army.

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Shoekitty said,  made me laugh.  My Dad was in Air corp, now Air Force.  His saying was, " NOT SPAM AGAIN"