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Lindsays Grandma
Posts: 6,672
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOP HERE?

‎08-30-2020 02:36 AM

A while ago a new supermarket opened in Topeka, Kansas.  It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.  Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

 

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.

 

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

 

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

 

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

 

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!

 

Compliments of my dear departed friend Jim who sent this to me way back in 2014.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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DbinMD
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Registered: ‎09-18-2019

Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOP HERE?

‎08-30-2020 07:11 AM

@Lindsays Grandma 

 

I don't think that I would shop there either..LOL!!

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godi
Posts: 6,602
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Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOP HERE?

‎08-30-2020 08:10 AM

I laughed so hard at this. Thanks I needed it today. 🙏❤️ 🧻 

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millieshops
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Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOP HERE?

‎08-30-2020 08:11 AM

Hopefully they were selling Glade in the same aisle!

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