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Esteemed Contributor
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Registered: ‎05-11-2013

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

Thank God they come with a dust bag. I would use it to hide them in the garbage so no one knew I actually spent good money for them.

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Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

1.  Buy Elf shoes

2.  Call 911

3.  Put on Elf shoes

4.  Wait for EMS to arrive

 

Signed:  Certified Klutz that can trip over her own bare feet.

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Honored Contributor
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Registered: ‎05-10-2010

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

Well, Mothere's Day is coming....

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Registered: ‎08-14-2013

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

Of course they come with a dust bag, what moron would actually wear them?

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Registered: ‎11-24-2013

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

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@catlover As the French *might* say, it is to laugh! Those are b u t t ugly!!

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Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

If I am walking down the street  and suddenly want to go skiing these shoes  might be good.🤣

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Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

... so Mr. Bernard Arnault can afford to donate $225 million to Notre Dame Cathedral re-construction.

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Registered: ‎03-15-2010

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

I'm guessing an ER marketing ploy.

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Registered: ‎10-03-2014

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

They're probably a design request from Santa for his elves, but he'll be able to make them for a lot less than $690.  

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Registered: ‎03-12-2010

Re: WHY..........JUST WHY????????????

Doesn't Lori Goldstein say we shoud be playful with our fashions?  Buy these.  Wear them with your LOGO from Lori Goldstein!  It's everything!  I wonder if it's the only order of the year for that company?  Oh, by the way, when they're gone, they're gone!  Praise the Lord!