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WHEN YOU'RE IN A SUPER SASSY MOOD PART 2

13.  If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote.

 

14.   "Are you free tomorrow?"  "No, I'm expensive."

 

15.   I"m not mean, I'm brutally honest.  It's not my fault truth hurts.  Here's a band-aid.

 

16.   They say good things take time... That's why I'm always late.

 

17.   You don't like me?  That's a shame.  I'll need a few minutes to recover from the tragedy.

 

18.   Out of the way world!  I've got my sassy pants on.

 

19.   Not all girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice.  I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.

 

20.   Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

                                       Elizabeth Taylor

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam