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WEIRD CALLS TO THE POLICE

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When a British man saw a mysterious flying object in the sky he immediately called the authorities...But before the police could react he called back, saying mystery solved, the UFO was actually the moon.

 

After receiving a frantic call, the Regina, Canada fire department raced to battle an inferno at the local Canadian Football League Stadium.  The fire, it turned out, was a burning log display on the Stadium's giant video screen.

 

A man in Lincoln, Nebraska, learned that sometimes you just have to let go, man.  Just let it go.  He arrived home one day to find he'd been burgled and that his favorite hookah pipes were missing.  So he called the cops.  But it was he who ended up in jail after the police arrived and found the pot plants he was growing.

 

A Romanian man called the police to report a strange noise in the house he happened to be burgling.  Police arrived and arrested the man, who, as it turned out, was the only one in the house, aside from the homeowner's cat.

 

                      

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam