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Just hit the internet about a German man who forgot his bride at the gas station....thought she was asleep and drove 125 miles until he realized she wasn't in the car.

Just read the story and it hit a funny bone with me.

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Reminds me of this old one:

A man is driving down the Thruway when he's pulled over by a cop. Cop says, "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car a mile back?" The man says, "Thank God -- I thought I was going deaf."

"That's a great first pancake."
Lady Gaga, to Tony Bennett